ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via pizza)




exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

(via littlemittal)


smileprettybaby:

missmirandaaraee:

omg

The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.

(via easilyhumored)


pocketchina:

My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf

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which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means

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and I die of laughter

The video: [x]

(via littlemittal)


The experiments of Harry Harlow and his associates at the Primate Laboratory of the University of Wisconsin are described in the textbook Principles of General Psychology (1980 John Wiley and Sons)

(via the-pretty-okay-i-guess-gatsby)


spoken-not-written:

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better


I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.

spoken-not-written:

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.

(via rhythmew)


capslockapocalypse:

hetastucking:

I hope this hasn’t been done yet

I might be too late

oh my goD


vinegod:

I’m becoming a librarian by Twaimz

(via dutchster)