plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie

manipulistic:

prasejeebus:

……. me

She’s working it tho.

manipulistic:

prasejeebus:

……. me

She’s working it tho.

(via capslockapocalypse)


cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

(via pragmatick)


elsa: *bites front teeth first into icecream*
anna: *horrified*
elsa: the cold never bothered me anyways

quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

(via pizza)


(via innapropri8)


chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

(via -annoying)


katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

(via vomitacomet)


msavonelljrose:

searching-for-nirvana:

I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.

wow

msavonelljrose:

searching-for-nirvana:

I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.

wow

(via moistpits)


INCOMPETENCE: A Dramatic Reading

alexgaskarthandjackbarakat:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/6ba52a8b4c0934e838a1f135d259abad/tumblr_mzmgep8Roy1rr2uluo1_500.png

SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

I CANNOT PHYSICALLY BREATHE

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)